I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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