heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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