I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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