One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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