I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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