Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
We need a shit load of segways right now
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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