she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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