I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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