He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Randomize
