We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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