i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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