after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
nutella sex= disaster
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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