ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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