i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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