Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
