Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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