I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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