You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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