Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I checked into jail on foursquare
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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