I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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