you guys were way drunker than both of me
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
