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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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