is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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