Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The feeling are messing with the penis
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Randomize
