508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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