Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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