I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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