Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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