Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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