dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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