it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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