no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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