I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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