this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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