I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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