just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
So I just went to clothing optional bar
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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