I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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