Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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