angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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