No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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