Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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