butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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