Nicole vs. Life
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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