the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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