found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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its like you know when i get waxed
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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