Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry Stiffler hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(704): View more from North Carolina

Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.

Fav 54 4335 1722
share tweet
(336): View more from North Carolina

I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!

Fav 14 4129 819
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(574): View more from Indiana

Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..

Fav 13 1304 3559
share tweet
(508): View more from Massachusetts

its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?

Fav 6 2184 858
share tweet
(203): View more from Connecticut

Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?

Fav 14 3822 1176
share tweet
(703): View more from Virginia

Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine

Fav 5 1359 814
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(718): View more from New York

door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.

Fav 0 1180 641
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(804): View more from Virginia

But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed

Fav 0 24 78
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(224): View more from Illinois

Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.

Fav 0 12 29
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT