Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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