Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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