Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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