R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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