Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
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