The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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