office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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