so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Houston, we have a squirter
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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