he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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