p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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